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Best of Autocorrect
I died at the one about the applesauce
LITERALLY AT WORK FUCKING CRYING. OMG.
I killed her in the woods! OMG!
(via butternutgutterslut)
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
(via most-awkward-moments)
ALSO. this.
My Dad Understands
- Me: You're watching Green Lantern
- Dad: eeeyup
- Me: You might not like it
- Dad: Why not?
- Me: Idk I liked it but most people didn't
- Dad: That's cause you like him
- Me: Who? Ryan Reynolds
- Dad: Yup
- Me: That's Cause he's Deadpool
- Dad: Exactly
